Criminal Record - UK

I am officially an idiot now...

I had a luggage overweight for 4 or 5 kilograms. In Portugal it wasn't a Problem, at Leeds BradfuckingFord it was...

So I put as many clothes as I could on myself to avoid paying 15 quid for the overweight.

When i returned to the check in desk the lady asked me:

-Has anyone interfered with your luggage?
-Ya, Someone just put a bomb in it...(I said)

FUCK!!!!

Bib fucking idiotic stupid joke!

Next thing I know there were 3 cops on me reading some bullshit, putting handcufs on me and taking me to a small room.

I was there for an hour where they asked me the most stupis questions like:

What's your race?(I would answer)Are you sure?
Why are you travelling?
Do we want us to ring your parents?

They noted everything down.

Then at the end they told me it would be alright and I could preceed in flying to Dusseldorf, however I have criminal record. Because what I did was a crime, but I wouldn't have to do anything like go to jail or do comunity service or work.
They were actually friendly people, them called me lad and stuff. They said it was routine and something they just had to do yet they understood my situation and said it was alright. Never do it again, them said.

I actually think they were scared of me. Cause when I left with one copper i heard one of them saying:

-Big bloke he was, definetly someone not to fight with...

Najs!!!!!!

I was late for my flight. So while I was being asked the questions someone checked in for me. Morevoer I passed in front of everyone else with the copper who took me, cause i was late. He left me at the gate and said, enjoy your trip and never do it again.

This was all very akward for me, I did not understand the process that was carried out, nor if what they did was actually legal or sensible...I don't know...I just know that I'm really STUPID!

The only thing I was really scared of was to miss my flight.

I drank too much absinth yesterday and nice vodka and german beer, my hangover is so big that i can't think.

Ps: All the above happened with 3 pairs of trousers on me, 8 t-shirts....and Nat's poncho...I know embarassing...I sould have just paid the fucking 15 pounds...Bugger!