THE WEDDING PARTY
BY
VASCO SABINO

Faint light.
There are people of all ages dancing on a pretty big dance floor. General Portuguese wedding kinda joyness and drunkness environment.
One of the charaters, VASCO, is the person who can be distinguished the easiest due to his idiotic dancing, flashy suit and hat.

There is a PISS FUCKING DRUNK YOUNG LADY dancing with him. Her PARENTS were nearby and also drunk.

Vasco is trying to pretend that he knows all the song lyrics and acts it out while dancing, trying to be charmful.

PISS FUCKING DRUNK YOUNG LADY: Ahahahah! Nice party, you dance so well!!! I wish i could always dance with you.
VASCO: Always vailable for you.
PISS FUCKING DRUNK YOUNG LADY(smiling): Thanks...you're so sweet. I WANNA MARY YOU!!!
VASCO(like aye she's drunk, whatever): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish.

The PISS FUCKING DRUNK YOUNG LADY just leaves out of the blue and VASCO leaves to nowhere in particular to dance with no one in particular. He actually was dancing close to his parents. The PISS FUCKING DRUNK YOUNG LADY arrives with her PARENTS.

PARENTS: Hello! So it appears that my daughter and you wish to get married. Very happy for the decision.

VASCO's parents burst in laughter and just leave.

VASCO(not knowing what to do and not wanting to cause trouble): Errrrrrrrr...We were just kidding...like playing around...

PISS FUCKING DRUNK YOUNG LADY starts crying along with her mum. The father took a sip(half the glass) of his whiskey and left. Vasco continued "dancing" with no one in particular.

THE END

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Conclusion: I could have a fiancé right now.