I hate Nattashit Rudakarancha

I failed so miserably to go into coma that it's not even funny.

First, at around 12, my friend came with the morroccan supplies. Had to get out of bed since he doesn't do bed deliveries.

A bit later my mum came to tell me something about fuck knows what, woke up for that as well.

Then My dad did the same, it was about the money, so he sort of forced me to take my drivers license with it. It's fair enough i guess.

Not too much later A frienda phoned me to go for dinner god knows where.

A bit later my granny phoned me asking what was up.

2 Mormons rang on the bell I went there and I was so happy. I got the chance to speak English again. I basically called them fucking retards you should all take TOK and stop being such assholes blablablablabla. They stuck around for 2 minutes listening to me - respect actually, they didn't slaughter me, rape my wife and enslave my children. They appeared well pissed off though...But I mean, fucking Mormons?!?! What the fuck man?! I actually respect them a bit for having the balls to come all the way to Portugal, memorize a few paragraphs and go door by door saying something they don't even know what it means in the most RETARDED accent ever.

After that I was so pissed at those fucktards that i couldnt stop thinking about MT. One of them started speaking with the same accent Maria Teresa had in Portuguese, i didnt even dare to go to bed fearing I would have a nightmare about her or whatever.

Anyhow, couldn't get into coma, I gotta shower n shave to go to the dinner with my frienda(I think some more people are going).

By the way, my father is an efficient bastard. I start driving lessons tomorrow. It's gonna be so funny, cause I can driiiive I dont need fucking lessons for nothing. I would prefer to go to some fucking ugly gypsie, give him 200 euros save the rest and get a proper fake one.

Anyhow it's better to keep it legal.

(AHAHHAHAHAHA I'M NOT DRY ANYMORE MY MATE CAME AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AND YOU ARE NHANHANHANHANHANHANHANAHANHNAHNAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA)