Lost Identity

Dear everyone!

You might think my name is Vasco, BUT YOU'RE WRONG!!!

I've realized something incredibly interesting today, Only 2 people that I met so far called me Vasco:
This girl called Ana that I met 2 days ago and my mother.

Impressively enough, no one else I meet or talk to calls me Vasco. My name has been substituted by pretty interesting ones. Here are the ones I have heard so far:

-"That one who came from Norway"
-"That one who came from the North"
-"That one who was in Spain for a long time"(Yes people here use Spain to mention all foreign countries)
-"The Norwegian"
-"Norway"
-"The Norway"
-(For some sick fucking reason)"The blond one"
-"Nordic"

There might be some more, but I can't remember.
Now which one should I pick up as my Favorite???

I know...it IS lame:(