You know what they say...

...about british weather....

It's true.

It's the 27th of July and we have over 140 flood warnings all around the UK. This has been a compound problem from lots and lots of rain, baked earth facilitating water run-off and not absorption and all the tears shed for our beloved Prime Minister who will be replaced like a blown fuse by tomorrow morning. The latter may be a pile of bollocks. Heavy flooding everywhere and almost perpetual rainfall have led me to the conclusion:

Get me out of here.


One happy thought. How has the British Government thought to deal with this evil terr- diluvian foe? Well, they commissioned a team to look into it. What did they decide was the reason for all this? Increased sheep size in scotland. Bigger sheep means bigger hooves. Bigger hooves means more earth is trampled underneath them and compacted, thereby making it less absorbent and simply running into channels and eventually leading to flooding. The interviewer (heard this on the radio) offered "so it had nothing to do with climate change?". The reply - "oh...well...yes...nowadays most scientists believe in climate change and so do we, we are scientists. Now, back to the sheep..."

hahahahhahahahahahha my country sucks