Audience Poo

I think I just took the biggest shit possible for a human being. As in, no one in history has ever shat that much. The sheer force of it's body would impress Chris Hamper. The momentum it gained through the plumbing likewise. We are talking about voluminous, munchies-the-day-before-induced, heavy duty, hard core poo. Enough to, if it were not fecal matter, build a small igloo. This experience gives me a new understanding of the word renaissance.
Anyway, that's all, I shall continue this day as a new human being. Have a nice day folks!