-There was a massive mess about the prime minister having falsified his university diploma. Yes it is true, my prime minister has no university diploma. He's finished highschool and no more. He sucks and after that discovery he tried hiding it with much bureaucracy and stuff.
-Mantorras(A good Angolan football player, whom plays in Benfica and for the Angolan national team - He's a national hero apparently) was caught driving with his Angolan driving license in Portugal, which is the same as saying he was driving with a piece of green bird shit. He got it taken away and now is taking classes. As a response, the Portuguese ex-Colony, Angola, decided that the Portuguese drivinig license(and i am talking about an authorized EU one) would not be worth green bird shit there as well. - Niiiiice!
-The police apprehended a boat with(what the authorities said to have) 200 kilograms of hash inside(no point in saying where it came from). The only thing that is unknown is how much the "authorities" kept for themselves and sold to some big ass dealer. And smoked, obviously.
-The Portuguese police and National Guard are searching all over the land and even looking under stones for Madeleine(the little girl who was kidnapped). Now, I have nothing against this, though there are two things I do have against. First the fact that for no other portuguese kid whom was kidnapped has had the same effort was put into his/her search. Secondly, the fact that the british "authorities" are giving us so much SHIT and saying so much SHIT about the way things have been dealt, while the UK has like 100's of children which were kidnapped and never found(correct me if I am wrong here) and are trying to lead most operations. I do wish the little girl is found.
- My ass-face idiotic prime minister wishes to promote investment. He claims to be left wing, yet his measures are right wing. Anyone who has any common sense would think that (in a country where very little investment is seen from individuals or small firms and that bigger firms are eating them up) investment should come from other entities than big firms and stuff. However, what the spacker thought it would be a great idea to meet with the rain senders of the two biggest banks and two other rain senders of some big ass company to stimulate investment. Even after the Minister of Finance had told him that investment needs to come from below, not top in our current economy.
-According to some entity I can't remember the name, but a reliable one, 2 to 3 factories or firms shut down per week.
-Somehow inflation decreased 0,3% in one MONTH! Ain't that amazing?! Due to increased exports...Now...how many of you has ever seen any(i really mean any) portuguese products in your countries?
-My grandparents have had another cut in their retirement allowance or whatever it is called, the money received by the state once you retire. This one was by 4 point whatever percent adding up to other previous cuts. They earn about 400 euros together - That's nothing. This pisses off many many many people and specially me when I think that they've fed the country for 61 years(that's how long they worked for in cultivating rice and such from sun rise to sun set, since they both were 6 years old, with the trade-off of health deterioration), and others that worked for way less, get triple of what they earn because they worked for 2 years in some city hall or whatever.
-The directly translated "Public Function" which basically is anyone who works in a Governmental institution are about loosing many rights they previously had such as cheaper health. This in addition to the fact that there have been no salary raises for the past 6 or 7 years. This means that my father should be earning 5000 euros more per year and be in another stage of his career.
-There is a sick percentage of students failing school years in all the three phases: 43,5%.
Moreover there is another sick percentage of people giving up school before they're finished. I will not reveal it as i am not sure of how much it is an can't find it right now. Heard it on the news, and If I am not too wrong it's something around 30%, maybe more.
-Whatever is good, Portugal is on EU poles before greece (cause honestly you can't be worse than that). And for everything that is Bad we follow greece in second place(cause honestly you can't be worse than that). Maybe now we shall be third or fourth with due to the entrance of Bulgaria and Romania, and every fucking horse cum face politician will see that as great improvement on the pole! Because we decreased 2 or 3 positions on something that's bad, we've improved! Sometime ago I remember to see one of those polls for some health thing. We were before greece. Next year our values did not change at all! Yet we went up by 2 positions because spain and some other country fucked it up. The Minister of health saw it as a marvelous improvement!!!
Conclusion:
My country is Shit, I hate being here, I'm sick of being beaten up quite often, I hate all the gipsies, I hate how much people stress when they only have 2 national exams which count 30% of the grade, I hate all the fucking bunch of stuck up refugees who are leading this shit and the worst part is that I did not tell you anything that i consider being really Bad.
Poleo, stuff does happen here...it's just that it is within the country and doesn't bother anybody. it just feels us up with shit every year that passes. Yet somefuckinghow all the bloody rain senders say everything is improving so much and so well!!! It's amazing how our economy is developing so much and everything is sweet in their butterfly eyes! when you look around talk to 2 or 3 people, you'll get the reality.
Fuck this. I promess here that I'll stop being a fucking hipocrite about portugal, and boast about it.
It is NOT good! It SUCKS! The only positive thing is the cheap polen and the cheap alcohol and excellent raves and parties and beaches and most girls be hot.
Feel free to come and visit the shit.
I here present my sincere and honest hopes that Portugal becomes a Provence of Spain - That's our only salvation. Happily, I am not the only one thinking this way.
Ps.: The above was written in an absolute state of sobriety.
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Masterpiece.
What is the minimum wage in Portugal?
350 Euros. That's enough for 2 weeks of gorceries. In a family of 3 people.eating shit obviously...
From what I have read here Portugal is basically a third world country belong to the EU. How come you suck so much? why you peopl don't go to school? why your economy is shit?
basically, portugal survived on tourism, especially with their "oldest allies" the brits. Then a lot of shit happened, their agricultural region got bummed by drought and other tourist spots opened up as budget airlines flew elsewhere and brits stopped going to Portugal, that was seen as a boring and 'normal' place to go on holiday. Not even as cheap as Costa Del Sol (YUCK! BLETCH! OH MY GOD DISGUSTING PLACE AGGGHHH!!!). Et voila, portugal was suffering the problem of changing its economy from being geared for tourism to something else.
at least, thats how i see it as a brit
man...if we start talking shit about our countries I could write one billion pages about fucking Spain, just to give you a summary;
-Half of the country is still dreaming with Franco coming back and fucking up the country. The opposition, which will probably win the next elections, is a very keen group of complete IDIOTS waiting to suck Mss Condolezza’s beautiful ass
-We assume we are the glamour of Europe cause everyone is so excited about coming here, seeing our ‘amazing beaches’ (which are, by the way, really full of shit everywhere, jut in case you got the wrong impression)
-We are called ‘ The Latino American country of Europe' (guess why…Spanish speakers? Latino spirit? History? Hahah) , yeah….you can definitely find half of Ecuador being exploited every single day, earning a shit of money breaking their backs in shity works, doing all the jobs that Spanish people do not feel like taking…
-By the way, in a couple of years Spain will be called ‘the Spanish-Moroccan Federation’..!! I am so tired of this bastards invading the country and doing nothing more than… (you can end the sentence by yourself, you won’t be wrong anyway)
-Apart form that…public education here is SHIT, here people are also beginning to work at the age of 16 and therefore not doing further studies. We prefer to spend shit amount of money in other things like…the monarchy!!! And their wonderful, expensive holidays that WE pay for them every fucking summer
- I could write many many things like this but I don’t have the time and the energy to do it
-My last point; Spanish people think that Portugal is a kind of ‘forgotten African colony’ that it is not interesting at all,…IGNORANTS!!
Conclusion: Portugal, although in a much worse situation than Spain, does not want to be part of Spain, and should never be willing to commit such a crime. I respect Portugal with all my heart and I recommend them to be creative, to ignore they neighbours, and to be positive about what they have.
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