Ok, im leaving tomorrow morning early for Denmark and so i'm soon to go to sleep, but i thought you should know, straight from the horse's mouth about the latest terrorist attack in my haggard country.
Hundred of people died.
Oops, no actually, that was hyperbole, vasco-style. No one died luckily, but a car-bomb did actually go off at Glasgow airport. Blew up right at the entrance. Big jeep grand cherokee (fat american car) engulfed in a pillar of flame. People ran away as it drove AT the airport terminal and so no one was immediately injured, also because the would-be terrorists were bumbling fools.
As soon as the pillar of flame went up, two "asians" were seen falling out of the car, partly on fire (and i mean that literally, not as a colloquial honorific for their kickassitude). As soon as these people fell out of the car, i'm sure it was easily apparent why they chose a bad airport to bomb - scotsmen don't take kindly to being the subject of even an attempted terrorist attack. Eye-witnesses were said to have beaten the two flaming men to a pulp before the police could restrain them. The police are now questioning them, connecting this incident to those in london recently. One of the men was found with a "suicide belt", allegedly.
Anyway, this is all a bit exciting seeing as i am flying from stansted to Denmark tomorrow, for Roskilde. This just reminds me of what happened last year, with me and Nat in amsterdam; the morning our flight leaves, there's the attempted liquid bombings. I reckon these terrorists are actually just trying to disrupt my travel itinerary. Those bastards.
Anyway, see you soon, perhaps ill update from Roskilde. Either way, i just have one thing to say:
FUCK WE GET OUR RESULTS SOON
and with that, i bid you toodle-oo
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Sorry to hear about it.
And yes Jon...We all know that you have a big penis.
I agree with Mr. Poleo.
I also cannot understand why they failed so badly.
Post a Comment